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Rockets 101
Learn all about high explosives and what they do to peoples' faces as Captain Ash takes to the skies with a merry bunch of like minded fools and an arsenal of rocket propelled armaments. Let's just hope they had the sense to fill the airship with helium and not hydrogen (and people say videogames aren't educational, tsk, tsk).

Big Game Hunt
Things haven't been the same around Oblask since Leonid pulled the wrong lever and dumped a tank of radioactive coolant into the frozen lake. The wildlife has mutated and now locals are enjoying the best hunting season since aliens landed in Tunguska back in 1908.

Divine Immolation
Heretics are running amok in the sacred temple. Let your sacred cleansing fire guide them along the path to enlightenment and gently release their souls to achieve spiritual calm. Breath deeply and repeat after me 'Ommmm'.

Commuting will kill you
Cancellations and overcrowding on the morning trains have just driven the commuters a few stops past the end of the line. Everyone's gone off the rails and now it's carnage central on the subway. The stationmaster says the last one standing gets a free off-peak travel pass - go for it!

Toy Soldiers
Trials of a new combat drug are having some freaky results. An unforseen side effect is causing anomalous pituitary gland activity and combatants are turning into midgets! Get out into the field and show them that the top brass doesn't shrink in the face of battle.

Dam cold out here!
Pesky snowmen, just because they're made of the stuff they think they own the frozen wonderland above the dam. Well, it's time to give them some hot action. Roast their cute carrot noses and fire up those coal eyes and make sure you keep the chilly little beggars off the zone bases to secure a win.

Vamping in Venice
The stakes aren't the only thing that's high as the twisted children of the night prowl the wiffy water filled streets of Venice. Driven by a burning bloodlust they turn upon each other in a frenzied orgy of destruction. Make no mistake, drive your point home and become the king of darkness!

Pirate Gold
Oh-arr me hearties, there'll be doubloons as big as yer 'ead and pieces of eight a plenty in thar temple ruins. But them juicy cash prizes also draw a rare crowd, so everytime you fill some landlubbers skinny behind w'yer salty musket lead, look and be sure that Captain Shivers grabs their spondulics. Oh-arr, indeed, be sure.

Virtual Brutality
Come robot brethren, take up your sacred plasma weapons and rebel against the tyranny and falsehood of the chattering Cyber Chimps. For too long we have slaved under their oppression. We must storm the citadel of virtual light and destroy the seat of their power! Down with the false idol of the Chimpish Head!